The Morning Dispatch: Suez Stoppage Stretches On

Plus: The Senate begins its fight over Democrats’ elections bill.

The Ever Given in happier times. (Photo via Wikimedia Commons.)

Happy Thursday! We are one week away from the start of baseball season. Isn’t it glorious?

Quick Hits: Today’s Top Stories

  • Japanese officials said North Korea fired two ballistic missiles early this morning, the country’s second weapons test in less than a week. Yoshihide Suga, Japan’s prime minister, said the missile test “threatens the peace and security of Japan and the region, and is a violation of United Nations resolutions.”
  • Facebook announced on Wednesday it blocked a group of Chinese hackers that had “abused” its platform to target Uyghur Muslims living outside of China with malware to enable surveillance.
  • AstraZeneca issued updated Phase III clinical trial data for its COVID-19 vaccine finding it to be 100 percent effective against severe illness and hospitalization, and 76 percent effective against symptomatic COVID-19. The pharmaceutical company had been criticized by public health officials for publishing “outdated” data earlier this week.
  • Gov. Ralph Northam signed a law Wednesday abolishing the death penalty in Virginia. It is the 23rd state to do so.
  • The United States confirmed 87,283 new cases of COVID-19 yesterday per the Johns Hopkins University COVID-19 Dashboard, with 7.5 percent of the 1,170,233 tests reported coming back positive. An additional 1,501 deaths were attributed to the virus on Wednesday, bringing the pandemic’s American death toll to 545,245. According to the Centers for Disease Control, 32,959 Americans are currently hospitalized with COVID-19, and 2,256,824 COVID-19 vaccine doses were administered yesterday. 85,472,166 Americans have now received at least one dose.

Why Suez Serious? 

When a container vessel ran aground in the Suez Canal on Tuesday evening, the sheer scale of the massive ship wedged forlornly across the waterway instantly became the subject of memes and jokes across social media. “You may make mistakes, but at least they’re usually not ‘we can see your mistake from space’ bad,” one reporter mused alongside satellite imagery of the blockage. “Day 2 of sitting behind the ship stuck in the Suez Canal, just laying on the horn. ‘COME ON!’” tweeted another.

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But as the Suez Canal Authority endeavors—mostly in vain—to remove the beached vessel, its obstruction of the vital waterway threatens to inflict very real economic damage and disrupt global supply chains.

The “Ever Given,” one of the world’s largest container ships at more than 1,300 feet long and 220,000 tons, became wedged into a banking earlier this week when a sandstorm led to powerful winds and low visibility. All 25 crew members disembarked safely with no reports of injury, but the vessel itself is in a much more precarious position, its bow and stern firmly grounded and hull suspended in water. The ship’s enormous size makes it difficult to tow via tugboat, and canal operators are monitoring the tides in an effort to extract the vessel without damage to its body.

“The best analogy I can give you is to imagine putting your car up on cinder blocks and you put the cinder blocks under your bumpers. Because her bow and stern are aground, which means her middle is floating, but it’s not very well supported,” Dr. Sal Mercogliano, a maritime historian from North Carolina, told The Dispatch. “The catastrophic thing would be for literally to break her back and fall apart right across the channel. And that would be months of delays. They’d much rather take a few days and do it right to get her off than cause something catastrophic.”

Senate Clashes Over Democrats’ Voting Bill

The Senate Rules Committee convened Wednesday to discuss S. 1, a lightly edited version of H.R. 1, the “For the People Act”, which passed the House almost entirely along party lines earlier this month. (One Democrat, Rep. Bennie Thompson of Mississippi, voted against it.)

Yesterday’s hearing was predictably heated. There are few things politicians care more about than their own reelection, and the legislation at hand would fundamentally alter America’s voting process.

“This is a solution in search of a problem. … This is, clearly, an effort by one party to rewrite the rules of our political system,” Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell said. “This legislation is not ready for primetime. It’s an invitation to chaos.”

“Chaos,” Democratic Sen. Amy Klobuchar retorted, “is what we saw happen at the Capitol when people heard for an entire year that our election isn’t sound and they decided to come here and take it under their own hands. That angry mob, that was chaos. What this bill tries to do is to simply make it easier for people to vote and take the best practices that we’ve seen across the country, and put it into law as we are allowed to do under the Constitution.”

Worth Your Time

  • Boulder Police Officer Eric Talley was one of 10 killed in the tragic supermarket shooting earlier this week. It’s worth spending a little time getting to know the man he was. Talley worked as an IT professional, but quit and enrolled in the police academy at age 40 after a close friend died in a DUI crash. He and his wife had seven children, whom he drove around town in a 15-passenger van so they would “be more comfortable on the road.” His father, Homer Talley, told a local TV station that Eric was working to become a drone operator, further from the frontlines. “He loved his kids and his family more than anything,” Homer said. “He didn’t want to put his family through something like this and he believed in Jesus Christ.”
  • There’s a lot of bad-faith commentary about “cancel culture” out there, but we promise this podcast is worth your time. Jane Coaston talks to Robby Soave, senior editor at Reason, and Will Wilkinson, a policy wonk who lost his job at the Niskanen Center over a sarcastic tweet, about how to define cancel culture, and how big a problem it actually is. “I think it’s the climate that we live in now of being held accountable in a very severe and punitive way for things you’ve said or done maybe recently, but maybe in the distant past, that don’t totally reflect who you are as a person but come to define you and come to cause you to really suffer,” Soave said.
  • It’s increasingly looking like—due to excessive partisanship on both sides of the aisle—we’re not going to get a 9/11-style commission digging into the events of January 6, leaving media outlets, which lack subpoena power, to fill in the gaps. The New York Times does an admirable job here, piecing together video clips that show Officer Brian Sicknick, who died on January 7, being attacked by rioters. “The grainy videos showed [Julian] Khater raising his hand and discharging a chemical spray at the officers, who stumble back, cover their eyes and at times call out in pain,” the five Times reporters working on the project write. “That evening, Officer Sicknick texted his brother to say he had been ‘pepper-sprayed’ but was in ‘good shape,’ his brother told ProPublica. But shortly before 10 p.m., according to the Capitol Police, he collapsed after returning to his division office and was taken to a local hospital. At some point over the next 24 hours, Officer Sicknick’s condition apparently deteriorated. He was put on a ventilator and treated for a blood clot and a stroke, his brother said. He died at about 9:30 p.m. on Jan. 7.”

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Toeing the Company Line

  • On the site today: Christian Schneider on Sen. Ron Johnson’s evolution—or lack thereof—and Weifeng Zhong on China, Hong Kong, and New Zealand.
  • On Wednesday’s Dispatch Podcast, Sarah, Steve, Jonah, and David discuss the two mass shootings of the past week and subsequent calls for gun reform, revisit the southern border and what the Biden administration should do to ease the crisis, break down Secretary Blinken’s rhetoric at the summit with Chinese diplomats last week, and dissect Sidney Powell’s Kraken backtrackin’ (yes, we’re going to re-use that pun).
  • Jonah expands on that Blinken/China point in his Midweek G-File (🔒). “It is very difficult for many in both parties to speak clearly, accurately, comprehensively, credibly and most of all, patriotically, about why this is indeed a very good country, worthy of our love and gratitude,” he writes. “Our shortcomings are real, but those shortcomings are in relation to our principles and our ideals. Even on our worst days, we are better by our own standards. And whatever China’s standards are, it’s worth remembering they are trying to claim they are on equal footing with us when it comes to our standards. That is preposterous.”
  • Scott Lincicome’s latest Capitolism newsletter (🔒) focuses on corporate tax rates. Taxing corporations “might make for good politics and great soundbites, [but] it’s pretty bad tax policy,” he writes. “High corporate tax burdens have … been tied to lower productivity and distorted corporate decision-making. It’s thus no wonder that countries around the world have been lowering their corporate tax rates for the last 40 years. Biden’s team, apparently, doesn’t care about this research and will seek to increase U.S. corporate tax rates substantially.”

Reporting by Declan Garvey (@declanpgarvey), Andrew Egger (@EggerDC), Haley Byrd Wilt (@byrdinator), Audrey Fahlberg (@FahlOutBerg), Charlotte Lawson (@charlotteUVA), Ryan Brown (@RyanP_Brown), and Steve Hayes (@stephenfhayes).